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Rummy's Parents by SavageJubster Rummy's Parents by SavageJubster
This is Olaf Skullcrusher and Cor'Gunk Trollslayer

Rummy loves her ol' dad, as he was a big burly, hairy, short, muscular ginger with a big fluffy beard and a deep interest in belt buckles. He died from a random helmet horn to the chest after eating too much pies during a Mohawk Week. He died a proud death, winning the contest of eating and died from a weapon and techincally dying in battle with the other pie eaters. He left the kingdom to Rummy and the Council of Barbarians. He died at the age of 52.

Rummagog never met her mother in a real way. Cor'Gunk left the little family of Skullcrusher about three years after Rummy was born. From what she can remember, her mother was a tall green woman with a mohawk, and thus, Rummy shaved her hair into a mohawk to resemble her strong mother. In true facts, Cor'Gunk is a strong warrior, so strong she hasn't shrunken back to her regular size yet and is about 15 ft tall and is at the plains beyond the Red Mountains, battling Ogres, Black Orcs, Trolls and corrupted creatures by her own hand, as a traveling barbarianess along the orange dusty plains. She still has her title as Queen untill she dies, which might take how many years it want to, since Cor'Gunk is the fourth strongest orc there has ever been. The stronger one would be Salvadore ''The Giant'' Goremash who was so strong he battled mountains in wrestling. And the two others would be Mork and Gork, the two godlike orcs themselves. This practily makes Cor'Gunk one of the physically strongest creatures alive. However, she would never leave the Orange Plains, for otherwise the Savage Kingdom would fall do to the hordes of fiends that lures there would gather and storm it.
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patrecher Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
you're mom... I'd tap it... she'd crush my pelvis and then probably my skull (possibly not in that order)... but I'd tap it.
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SavageJubster Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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To be true, orcs have almost no excistant sexual attraction. They breed for breeding and nothing else, and then only does so with a fitting partner for what their views on a orc baby shall be. If that orc wants their child to be just a orc, then they aren't too picky I guess, but love and affection from the partner should be the most important thing. As said, orcs usually know about sexual acts, but sees almost to no pleasure in doing it. And thus it's just an other action they never do, tougether with football and baking chocolate cakes.

And if anyone would want to breed with Cor'Gunk, they'd have to be a few things. For she seeks a partner who would make her child more like herself. These things are: An orc, of high royalty breed, endurant, strong, strong-minded, above 2 meters tall, a capable warrior and has at least slain 30 creatures five times their own size single handidly.

So you might WANT to 'tap that', but if you'd just tell her something alike it, she'd probably kill you with one of her feet upon your torso for interupting her thinking with your human babble and rude behavior.
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patrecher Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I... respect that. She's still great looking though. Can't change that fact. (also in actually normal talk, a very lovely designed orc)
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AskTheMaleficium Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013
((I LOVE Rummy's parents so much!! Both of them look amazing!!))
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SavageJubster Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
(( Sheesh U v U ))
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Ask-Chester-Nutkin Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
(( best parents ever omfg ))
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SavageJubster Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
(( Best dad ever, worst mum ))
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Ask-Chester-Nutkin Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
(( *coolest lookin mum ))
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SavageJubster Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
(( Yeah, she is fucking awesome. But she is the worst mom. Best fighter in the world though. ))
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Ask-Chester-Nutkin Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2013
(( i like her :iconcreepyspongebobplz: ))
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