Name: Bob Witch-Hunter
Title: Witch Hunter, Occational Bird Observer
Occupation: Witch Hunting
Home: Witch Hunting Woods (In a cottage)
Race: Short Hairy Thing with Riddiciolously Unnatural Big Arms
Height: 4.3 ft
Weight: 200 lbs
Likes: Witch Hunting, Sleeping, Eating, Cooking, Bird Observing
Dislikes: Witches, Witches, Spellcasters, Wizards, Witches, Sorcerers, Magi, Witches, Hags, Old Women That Looks Like Witches, Old Men with Long Beards and Pointy Hats, Witches and Cats
Bob is a short little dude that is the last of the race known as SHTRUBA, or Stubs as they are also known. Stubs are short, yelloweyed things that cannot ever be described as 'little'. Even if they are short they are wide and thick as much as a rock is solid and that water is a fluid. An occational Stub isn't hairy, but most are, Bob is one of the Stubs that isn't too hairy. Stubs hate magic, because it's stupid and every magician who excists is a poopface with no goddamn courage to fight man-to-man. Stubs are EXTREMELY shy when it comes to personal space. And when a Stub gets embarassed, they tend to pummel people with their human-chest-sized hands, which works incredibly often as a source of getting the personal-space-invader to shut up. Mostly because they cannot speak anymore because their head is a pulp, but that dosn't matter.
Fighting larger opponents, witches, magicians and monsters makes them a rather fearless race. However, due to their small size, their nubby legs and their extreme MAN-bodies, Stubs sweat a lot and can easily be noticed by animals. And they ain't that good at running away or charging into battle... Because... You know... Nubby Legs.
Stubs are all male and are attracted to male pheromones, which basicly makes them the manliest man race of men there has ever been. But how does it seem that Stubs can repopulate then? Well... You can see why they are almost extinct.
Stubs are named with a single name and shortly after they have done a great deed they gain a title-name, almost like a surname.
Bob here is a Stub who hunts witches. That is where he got his name from. And he is the last of the Stubs, living in a cottage that is half-way-down into the ground and half-way-up out of the ground within a murky little forest named Witch Hunter Woods, because he lives there and not many witches live there. This might be an obvious statement, but who cares?
Bob loves mushroom stew, sasuges, steak, eggs and potatoes. Onions and carrots are also nice, but he prefers the previous stated ones. He also drinks Rootwater, which is basicly a water the drips down from roots. Who could have guessed that?
[ Bob is open for RPs and stuff, so you can chat with him if you wanna ]