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Bob the Witch Hunter by SavageJubster Bob the Witch Hunter by SavageJubster
Name: Bob Witch-Hunter
Title: Witch Hunter, Occational Bird Observer
Occupation: Witch Hunting
Home: Witch Hunting Woods (In a cottage)
Age: 38
Race: Short Hairy Thing with Riddiciolously Unnatural Big Arms
Height: 4.3 ft
Weight: 200 lbs
Seuxality: Homosexual
Likes: Witch Hunting, Sleeping, Eating, Cooking, Bird Observing
Dislikes: Witches, Witches, Spellcasters, Wizards, Witches, Sorcerers, Magi, Witches, Hags, Old Women That Looks Like Witches, Old Men with Long Beards and Pointy Hats, Witches and Cats

Bob is a short little dude that is the last of the race known as SHTRUBA, or Stubs as they are also known. Stubs are short, yelloweyed things that cannot ever be described as 'little'. Even if they are short they are wide and thick as much as a rock is solid and that water is a fluid. An occational Stub isn't hairy, but most are, Bob is one of the Stubs that isn't too hairy. Stubs hate magic, because it's stupid and every magician who excists is a poopface with no goddamn courage to fight man-to-man. Stubs are EXTREMELY shy when it comes to personal space. And when a Stub gets embarassed, they tend to pummel people with their human-chest-sized hands, which works incredibly often as a source of getting the personal-space-invader to shut up. Mostly because they cannot speak anymore because their head is a pulp, but that dosn't matter.

Fighting larger opponents, witches, magicians and monsters makes them a rather fearless race. However, due to their small size, their nubby legs and their extreme MAN-bodies, Stubs sweat a lot and can easily be noticed by animals. And they ain't that good at running away or charging into battle... Because... You know... Nubby Legs.

Stubs are all male and are attracted to male pheromones, which basicly makes them the manliest man race of men there has ever been. But how does it seem that Stubs can repopulate then? Well... You can see why they are almost extinct.

Stubs are named with a single name and shortly after they have done a great deed they gain a title-name, almost like a surname.

Bob here is a Stub who hunts witches. That is where he got his name from. And he is the last of the Stubs, living in a cottage that is half-way-down into the ground and half-way-up out of the ground within a murky little forest named Witch Hunter Woods, because he lives there and not many witches live there. This might be an obvious statement, but who cares?

Bob loves mushroom stew, sasuges, steak, eggs and potatoes. Onions and carrots are also nice, but he prefers the previous stated ones. He also drinks Rootwater, which is basicly a water the drips down from roots. Who could have guessed that?

[ Bob is open for RPs and stuff, so you can chat with him if you wanna ]
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CervidaesChild Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Adelaide Q: The young girl approached the furry man of small stature, disguised under a hood. "Excuse me sir... I have a question for you... Why exactly do you, um hate ah, witches?? What caused this... dislike?" She twirled the tip of her shoe in the dirt, looking down at the little man.
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CervidaesChild Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yoo, i was wondering if this babe of a man was up for questions?
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SavageJubster Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Yeeeeep! He is!
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CervidaesChild Featured By Owner Nov 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
perfect!! i'll put my question on a separate comment so it looks nice when you put it on the ask ahha
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Ask-Chester-Nutkin Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2013
ooH()((*OHMY  G  GOD MY BOYFRIDEND*())))
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SavageJubster Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Bob: "Whot?! Since when?!" glares at, being all short, nubby and hairy, puffing up his chest and holding his arms wide, as if trying to look bigger. " 'S tha' sum kind-o' joke?!"
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Ask-Chester-Nutkin Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2013
*SCREEEEEEEEEEEE* (( i loVE HIM SO MuCH))
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SavageJubster Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
*Grabs the bird-guy's legs and slams him about against the ground. Then lets him go, his freakishly unfittingly huge hands on his short but wide body dusts off against his chest* "Don't ya screech a' me, ya loonie!"
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Quilsnap Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2013   General Artist
noice
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Ask-Cotton Featured By Owner Jun 17, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
((It's like, you wanna hug him
but he might break your spine if he hugs you back.. .-.
this guy is perfect ))
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